What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.